Aw! Halloween is over, but here are a few ideas you can use in perparation for next year.
Have a laugh, and come visit us in a week or so as we prepare for Christmas, and all the Christmas costumes you might need for the season.
Carry a quarter and a hammer. What are you? A Quarter-pounder.
Dress in pink and carry a feather. What are you? Tickled pink.
Dress all in black, tie a shot glass around your neck. What are you? A shot in the dark!
Wear all black and put a postage stamp (enlarged if possible) on your chest. What are you? Black mail.
Wrap yourself in wrapping paper with a tag: “From: God, To: Women”. What are you? God’s gift to women.
Attach sugar-cubes (or candy) all over yourself. What are you? Sugar-Daddy or Sugar-Momma.
Tie an old CD around your neck and carry a lighter. What are you? A CD burner? (DVDs work well too)
Draw the letter C seven times on face and arms (use safe ink!). What is it? The Seven Seas.
Get a small weight (e.g. dumbbell) and stare at it intently. What are you? Watching your weight.
Quarter (or preferably enlarged photocopy of one) taped to your back. What are you? A quarter-back.
Put a pot on your head. What are you? A pot head.
Wrap yourself in some (or all) aluminum foil. What are you? A baked potato!
Wear all white. Attach (or paint) yellow circle to your stomach. You are an egg. Add horns and a pitchfork and you are a deviled egg.
Paint a shoebox black and attach it to your back. What are you? A refrigerator magnet.
Bridal gown and sneakers? What are you? Runaway bride.
Paint one finger gold. What are you? Gold finger.
Put crosses all over the clothes you are wearing. What are you? A cross dresser.
Catcher’s glove, loaf of rye bread. Attach the bread to you, wear the glove. Catcher in the rye.
Wear a t-shirt with a large ? (question mark) on it. Tape popcorn to it. What are you? A pop quiz.
Get some cat and dog stuffed animals. Use double sided tape or string to attach to an umbrella. Its raining cats and dogs.
Dress in a nice suit. Attach legal documents to yourself. What are you? A law suit.
An empty box of cereal. A toy knife. Instant “Cereal Killer.”
Find a toy airplane. When asked what you are, hold it in your hand. An aircraft carrier.
Put a sign that says “Go Ceilings!!!!” on your shirt. What are you? A Ceiling Fan! Cheer to help the effect.
We’ll be back in a week or so!
